what's up internet

my internet was down yesterday, due to a helpful neighbor who wanted to steal cable. it was probably the longest day of my life. i couldn't find out about what movies don cheadle was in.

i was reading boingboing today, and they linked to this site that provides directions for cardboard furniture for kids. fortunately, i don't have any kids, but i do have a lot of cardboard thanks to ikea.

-co

a post for peter

it's been a long time since the last post on this blog, and our friend peter suggested that we post again, so here goes.
i'm living in portland, so i feel that i should impart some west coast knowlege to counteract my midwest counterpart.
if you hadn't heard, there is a shortage of hops this fall. therefore, the price of your local microbrew will go through the roof. i'd suggest taking a trip to costco and stocking up on your i.p.a.s and what not.

also, Hanukkah starts tonight.

Take a Jew to Lunch!

I work in a Lutheran church. I don't work for the Lutheran church, nor am I Lutheran, but I work near a lot of Lutheranism. My co-worker was reading the latest issue of Metro Lutheran and came across this article.

After seeing The Merchant of Venice, this old Lutheran guy realizes he's never had a conversation with a Jew before. (Although he'd been meaning to for some time now. I'm sure it was right between swimming the English Channel and finally finishing the landscaping around the pool house on his list of things to do before he dies.) Somehow, he hunts one down and convinces him to have coffee. He gets his mind blown.

I don't even know where to start with this thing. I know this guy means well and if this were my grandpa or something I would probably think it was cute. But really it's sad. This guy is so proud of himself that he had one conversation with someone who is different than himself. So proud, in fact, that he wrote an editorial about it urging all his fellow Lutherans to do the same. I thought I could give Minneapolis a little more credit than that, but Minnesota Nice really only does go so far. He's done his good deed for diversity for the day and he can return to his South Minneapolis bungalow and go another 40 years without ever having to cross paths with a minority.

At least until the Guthrie decides to do Othello...

-CH

Sometimes the sponsored links don't suck.

I usually get a kick out of the sponsored links google assigns to my emails. I once had an email chain about jug band stuff and they recommended a site about breastfeeding. Gmail really knows their jugs. At any rate, sometimes the links catch my eye and I actually click on them. Nine times out of ten, they suck. Today, I hit the jackpot and found TWO that didn't suck. At least not totally.



The first was for an organization promoting awareness for hearing loss amongst rock musicians. In and of itself, it's a lame organization, but I have this idea for a non-profit that provides FREE earplugs at all music venues in the twin cities and they might be a good place to start. I hate paying for earplugs. That dollar should go towards my next beer, not a pair of earplugs the club got for ten cents. And I'm too lazy and forgetful to keep earplugs in my purse all the time. So what if we got some grant money to go around with boxes of earplugs to give out for free to anyone who wants them at all the music venues in town? Somebody's got to be willing to give out money for that.



The other link was for a company that makes ecologically responsible wedding jewelry. Like all wedding jewelry, some of it's really ugly, but some of it is pretty nice. Some are a lot cheaper than traditional wedding rings and most of them are made from recycled gold or silver. They only use created (they make them in a lab, but they're still real diamonds) and recycled stones. Plus, to cater to both hippie AND nerd couples, they make bands with binary code messages and amino acid chains engraved in them. I personally like this one that has an inlay of a pebble you send to them.


Good job today google adbots. -CH

Baseball Season

After watching the Twins lose in the bottom of the 12th inning tonight, I was a little upset. I looked to my old friend, the internet to cheer me up. I was reading The Perry Bible Fellowship site and found this comic. You can almost feel the joy in that little boy's heart.

I wish some local weekly would pick this strip up. It would be nice to see some better comics in the cities.-co

Game Night!

In the search for new and exciting things to do on a tuesday, the neighbors upstairs host a game night. Last week we played Settlers of Catan. It was fun on a Risk level, and took an eighth of the time. I found it tolerable, yet remember gentile reader, that I find few things tolerable.
The party really started after I left, as most parties do, when they broke out Writey, Drawey, Foldey. The rules seem pretty simple:

...you write a sentence on a piece of paper and hand it to your friend, who then draws it and folds the paper, hiding the original sentence. The next person writes a sentence based on the drawing, and so on, ad infinitum. Hilarity ensues.

Hilarity indeed. -CO

Purple and Brown

Ever since the California Raisins hit the cartoon scene in the late 80's, I've been enthralled by claymation. I know it's a fairly simple process, but when it's done well it is utterly amazing. How is it that these hunks of clay can evoke so much emotion in people? This is a compilation of shorts from Aardman Animations (the guys who brought us Wallace and Gromit). It's just a series of short interactions between a purple blob of clay and a brown blob of clay. They don't even talk. They just laugh at all the crazy stuff that happens to them. If I ever get married, this is what I envision my marriage to be like. The jury is still out over whether I would be the brown blob or the purple blob in the relationship.

Thanks to Chuck for the link. -CH

Harpo Marx & Jonathan Richman

I've been a fan of Jonathan Richman for a few years, and through collecting his albums and whatnot, i found the song When Harpo Played His Harp, and never took the time to see what kind of harpist he was, so I did some youtube research and found this video. It's good, but the monkey business video is hilarious. c.o.

The diarrhea song

we were talking about the diarrhea song at work today, so i found an archive of lyrics to the song. Here are some that are baseball related. Enjoy. c.o.

4/20- La Loma at Midtown Global Market

Well, since we're blogging about breakfast this morning I might as well join in.

I live in Midtown Exchange and often stop by the Global Market on my way out of the house. Sometimes I just need a diet Coke or a coffee, but I often get sucked into buying something I don't need because I'm too lazy to cook something in my apartment or something just looks (or smells) too delicious to pass up. Today was one of those days.

La Loma arguably has the best tamales in town, but their breakfasts are also incredible. And cheap. I usually go with the chilaquiles. If you get it without meat it's about 5 bucks and it's gianormous. In the eyes of the average gringo, chilaquiles has no business on a breakfast menu. It's tortilla chips cooked up with chicken broth until soggy and then smothered in salsa, chopped onion, sour cream, and cheese. In Mexico, that equals breakfast. And it is delicious.

As for the coffee, I like the mexicano. It's got cinnamon in it. It is, however, a little weak.

Overall, La Loma gets 7 eggs out of ten. By the time I realized I should be blogging about it, it was already gone, so I took a picture of the remnants. I always save the rice and beans for last so don't confuse my neurotic eating habits for distaste.

4/20 - Dinkytowner Cafe

This morning I went to the Dinkytowner Cafe. It's been a regular breakfast spot of mine, so I figured that I would start this blog thing with something familiar.
The Dinkytowner is located in a basement, so it's difficult to tell what time it is, or how many college kids are walking by in their pajamas (is it so hard to put regular pants on? i mean, i know they're in college, but seriously, I put pants on before I leave the house, and so far I haven't had any problems).
The coffee was hot, but it's positive attributes ended there. I'm not sure the roaster of the beans, but think it's Johnny's Coffee Roasting and Tire Disposal. There was a definite hint of something.
I ordered the Tex-Mex, not only because of it's size (enormous), also because of it was on special. For a mere $6 US, i got enough food for the weekend. I found the Tex-Mex very tasty. The salsa was refreshing, with a hint of jalapeno at the end. The eggs (scrambled) were light and fluffy, the sausage was mildly spicy, the cheese was adequately melty. The only downfall was that the hash browns could have been cooked a little more.
Overall, I found my experience at the Dinkytowner pleasant. The service was excellent, the food satisfying, and although the coffee left much to be desired, it was plentiful. If there was a rating system for breakfasts, I would give the Dinkytowner 7 eggs out of 10.